February 2011
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when you sneeze and burp at the same time
i think i’m gonna be sick hbdjsfkl;
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like drinking poison, like eating glass.: eating... →
lude-jaw:
I recently saw this thing on the Travel Channel about a restaurant in Taiwan called Modern Toilet.
It started out as an ice cream shape selling poop-shaped ice cream in… creative containers.
The restaurant then expanded to feature all types of meals, all served in things you would find…
I HAVE TO GO HERE
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I really hate the mall.
gianatiempo:
All the rich girls strutting with their shopping bags like:
All the stoner guys hogging the benches looking like:
All the ghetto girls talking loud like:
All the mean girls staring down everyone else like:
All the pervy old men are staring at you like:
And then there’s me.
legit gpoy
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i should really go write abusive tom fics now
yeah
YEAH I WILL
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Tom K: making you go blind since 2009.
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i'm losing followers
i’m sorry if i ruined your dreams of sex with tom
i’m just telling the truth, okay
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imagine sex with tom kaulitz.
your naked bodies pressing against each other, you twirling your fingers around his braids. he has his strong arms around your waist, burying his face in your collarbone. he’s thrusting and thrusting and your hips always meet on time for that perfect friction. then he lifts his head up, leaning down to press his forehead against yours and knocks you out cold.
silly girls. his forehead is...
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The worst part of getting with Tom K must be the...
tokiodiary:
Otherwise he’s a hottie!
this is the legit truth tho
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omg this fucking guy
6:00pm: hey u poker
7:14pm: hey porker
10:30: a dumb n*gga i know u hear me
are you fucking drunk or
what the fuck do you want.
seriously, just
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Anonymous asked: who do you have feelings for? a girl?
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Gniteeeee ♥
a-bell100:
Please let this be in my dreams…
lol the bed tho
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nikolenikolenikole asked: YOU'RE WELCOME ADULTMUFFIN!
I'm sorry, that was a lame opposite-of-what-you-said thing.
I just felt like it was needed.
I'm sorry, that was a lame opposite-of-what-you-said thing.
I just felt like it was needed.
Anonymous asked: I thought is snowed in Maryland?
nikolenikolenikole asked: Ohh the background. The song. THE BLOG.
It's too great for me to handle.
I think I've said this before, but I'm saying it again.
It's too great for me to handle.
I think I've said this before, but I'm saying it again.
Anonymous asked: I don't live in Maryland though, so it wouldn't do any good D: btw, i thought you and kaela had a thing?
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seriously tho fuck all of you who's getting like...
i don’t appreciate living in maryland
i hope all of your power goes out
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Anonymous asked: :((
Anonymous asked: i'm afraid to tell you.....maybe later in life? <3
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Anonymous asked: silly person...donnia and i are going to be fucking all the time (i'm the same chick from earlier), and you don't have to be with someone to know your true feelings. suck it, anon.
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Anonymous asked: how can you know that you are bi/lez when you've never been with a chick. have you even lost your virginity yet?
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How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
i’m not watching spongebob anymore
Anonymous asked: how can you know that you are bi/lez when you've never been with a chick. have you even lost your virginity yet?
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Anonymous asked: yes.....
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That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
iamcoolsoshutyourface:
xwishforyou
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
i finally brought this movie tho